Be it known to all, that MODERN CLEANERS, with noble grace, doth stand as the worthy patron of this fair endeavor.

Hark, good townsfolk! Gather ye for a day of intrigue and revelry most grand! Unveil the secrets of a foul deed, and by thy cunning, earn thy place in a drawing of prizes most fair. As thou dost traverse the downtown streets of Saint Joseph, Missouri, partake in the finest of beverages and morsels, offered by our esteemed merchants. Let thy hunger be sated by the savory delights of Big Daddy’s Bar-B-Que at the Coleman Hawkins Park concession, or any of the noble eateries in our fair town.

Thy quest shall commence in the hallowed halls of the Parkway Distillery (415 N. 13th Street) on the twelfth day of October, where thou shalt receive thy wristband, map of locales, and the first clue to set thee on thy path. The drink walk shall endure from the second hour past noon until the eighth hour, though thou must present thyself no later than the sixth hour to begin thy journey.

Procure thyself a shirt, to don whilst thou dost investigate this curious crime, or keep as a token of remembrance for days hence.

Drinks & Mystery Tickets $30 each
Mystery Walk Only $15 each
T-shirts $20 each

Behold, our most noble patrons, whose honor and favor do grace this enterprise…
Monarchy Sponsor = Modern Cleaners
Nobility Sponsors = Ellison-Auxier, Downtown Community Improvement District, River Bluff Brewing, Van Cleave Construction, Hines Mechanical, Mosaic Life Care
Gentry Sponsors = The Story Collective, St. Joseph Public Library

WE HUMBLY GIVE THEE THANKS, MOST GRACIOUS PATRONS, FOR THY BOUNTEOUS SUPPORT AND STEADFAST FAVOR!