Tired of the 21st century? Yearning for a time when “LOL” meant “Lots of Lute?” Then grab your friends (and your chainmail) and head to the Bluffwoods Renaissance Festival! We’re bringing back the days of knights, knaves, and questionable hygiene (don’t worry, we’ve got modern sanitation).
But this year, a conflict brews! The War of 2 Kings has erupted, and you must choose your allegiance! Will you side with the noble King Aiden, or the bold tyrant King Von Jon?
Expect to see sword fights, hear tales of daring, and eat food that’s definitely not on your diet- all while the fate of the realm hangs in the balance. Come for the shows, stay for the questionable fashion choices, and leave with memories that’ll last until your next quest for mead!
Don’t miss out on the most historically inaccurate (but undeniably fun) event of the year! Declare your loyalty upon arrival, and help shape the destiny of Bluffwoods!
